1. “What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?” — ParisHilton
2.“The mostloving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.” — Michael Jackson
3.“If you haveintercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death arefinal.” — Cyndi Lauper
4.“Smokingkills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life.” —BrookeShields
5.“It’s not thatI dislike many people. It’s just that I don’t like many people.” —Bryant Gumbel
6.“When I’mreally hot, I can walk into a room and if a man doesn’t look at me, he’sprobably gay.” — Kathleen Turner
7.“We are goingto turn this team around 360 degrees.” — NBA player Jason Kidd
8.“He speaksEnglish, Spanish, and he’s bilingual too.” — Don King
9.“Predictions aredifficult, especially about the future.” — Yogi Berra
10.“The word‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”— Joe Theismann
11. “I don’t thinkanybody should write his autobiography until after he’s dead.” —Samuel Goldwyn
12.“I was askedto come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our fifty-two states.” — Racquel Welch
13. “I get to goto lots of overseas places, like Canada.” — Britney Spears
14. “I’ve neverreally wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And Iknow that’s very popular out there in Africa.” — Britney Spears
15. “So, where’sthe Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” — Christina Aguilera
16. “I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’venever heard of one. And that includes me.” — Jessica Simpson
17.“I think gaymarriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger
18.“You know, oneof the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.” — GeorgeW. Bush
19.“Too manyOB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.”— George W. Bush
20. “Rarely is thequestion asked, is our children learning?” — George W. Bush
