9 Words Women Use
(1)Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and youneed to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Fiveminutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes towatch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and youshould be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftenmisunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonderswhy she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can maketo a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before decidinghow and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you'rewelcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanksa lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F**** YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do severaltimes, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. * Send this to the menyou know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember theterminology.
